TrinityToxic

Me (to my parents): have you guys ever argued? Mom: yes, once. Me: was it bad? Mom: kinda, but...

Me: Is that a purple Disney princess band aid? Dad: Yeah! Don't be a hater!

(on a camping trip) Me: Mom, I have something important to tell you. Mom: (flipping burgers and...

Mom: Every time that I see a car driving with a mattress strapped on top I always think it's a pr...

(talking about my daughter) dad:is she retarded? me:dad! why would you think that? dad:she loo...

*mom calling the house phone* me: hello? mom: hi are you home??"