VenitaLee94

Dad: If I was a unicorn, I would poop rainbows

Me: Why are you being so weird? Mom: Because that's how I roll.

*Mom trying to comfort me* Mom: It's okay, honey. You know what they say, fall down once, get ba...

Me and dad walking through London Me: Wow look at that Lamborghini. Dad: Well the joke is on th...

*Grandma looking off in the distance* Grandma: You know, there used to be a time when I could fa...