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  • After applying those cute litte fake finger nails make sure the glue is DRY before rubbing your e...
  • No, the apartment below yours isn't on fire. What you think is smoke is actually the exhaust from...
  • While working as a campus security officer, remember to silence your phone. You've set it to make...
  • When checking the transmission fluid, dont trust the vehicle in neutral. You might think it's not...
  • Correct: "Please take your car out of the garage so i can put mine in." Incorrect: "Pull out so ...
  • If your dentures are not properly fitted and/or secured, remove them before vomiting. Otherwise ...
  • When at a party, don't sneak into the baby (who isn't there)'s room to have sex with your girlfri...
  • I had been having a rough time lately, but went to my former student's high school graduation aft...
  • I woke up early enough this morning to catch the Looney Tunes. I haven't watched this show since ...
  • After working with a five year old autistic boy for the past year, he is finally talking one-two...
  • My job is clearing tables and cleaning the dining room at a restaurant. It can get pretty old. ...
  • I work for a nonprofit in a high school in Detroit. Today is my last day in school. Its been a ...
  • After a city parade there were tons of people walking home and the sidewalks were packed. One wom...

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