Wellington

Mom: I don't know about this iPad thing. It's too smart. Scary smart. Me: It's just a miniature ...

Mother: (Leaving the house) No parties, no boys... Me: Why boys? Mother: I don't know. Me: Can...

(Handing a fork to my dad while making fajitas) Dad: (slaps me with a tortilla) The fajitas defy...

(My buddy and me watching a talk show. One of the male show guests speaks about his experiences a...