Wintermintcat

Dad: Don't bother me while I'm eating my pie.

(After grabbing a beer) Dad stops in the middle of the room, kicks forward, then back, spins arou...

Friend:"I ended up taking the Jeep off the side of a cliff." Mom: "Goodness! Did you survive?!?"

Grandma: Go into the living room and find my car, then get my coffee!

Me: I'm going to take a shower. Grandpa: Don't get wet!

*I just walked into room* Dad: Yes, but lizards don't get sucked into jet engines! Mom: But if ...