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  • Me (to dad standign on a ladder to fix the roof): If you see another wasp's nest tell me so I can...
  • I get home from pep band and have to do homework in my room when my mom walks in Mom: Hey honey ...
  • When I was 8 and dad was tucking me into bed... Me: Dad is mom coming up to tuck me in? Dad:...
  • (After taking a bite of dinner) Me: This tastes funny. Mom: The bottle said the poison was supp...
  • Me: so my friends and I decided that for senior ditch day we wanted to go visit a couple museums....

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