Xkurai_ookamiX

My favourite language is Latin because it's dead like my soul.

(Talking about a competition I have entered) Me: I was born to do this Mom: No, you were born b...

Dont have your phone with the ringtone "I Just Had Sex" go off during sex ed class. You will be f...

Pay attention where you are pouring boiling water. You will soon realize that that was your hand ...

If you are carrying a large laptop in your backpack and are not used to doing this, don't freak o...

Never listen to an audiobook on your mp3 player while changing bedding. It might make cleaning go...

When packing shopping, don't put cleaning products in with food unless you are sure the lid is on...

If you have a new student, never tell her to go and wash that "stupidly large" patch of chocolate...