ZSabber

(after seeing three red headed kids at walmart) Me: Look mom its the weasleys! Mom: oh, are tho...

Mom: I can't believe people call tomatoes fruits. They're obviously vegetables! Me: They're frui...

(While my dad is in the ICU after a heart attack) Mom: The doctor says your heart rate is too lo...

*After telling my mom the joke that goes like this:"guess who got back together after all that s*...