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(My Dad talking to my 4 year old son.) Dad: What do you want for Christmas? Son: I want a Woody...
(Me and Dad having an argument) Dad: Let's just agree to stop this silliness and talk about some...
It's time to wash the shirt you are wearing if it smells worse than the one you use to clean the ...
Good idea: Going to a bar with some friends! Good idea: Flirting with a Scottish dude! Bad idea...
If you have a friend who plays a rather expensive set of drums in a heavy metal band, don't let h...
