ZoeLust

I'm SCENE Mom, NOT Emo. If I was Emo, I'd bleed blood. Scene kids Bleed glitter and puke up r...

I'm not as pretty as most of the boys on this website, and I'm a girl.

Driving in the car Me: Remember that one time you crashed into the tree? Dad: I didn't crash in...

(While at a store that had glitter all over the floors) Mom: It looks like a unicorn blew up in ...

Mom: I know a lot about Zelda and Mario! Me: Who's the main villain of Zelda? Mom: THAT TINY FR...

Me: You've been on google maps for ten minutes. What are you looking for? Mother: Atlantis.

Little sister: Dad, why do you sleep naked? Dad: Trust me dear, no robber wants to see a naked m...