By Falloutbrony on Apr 20, 2013 at 10:44 AM
the internet is weird. *puts on sunglasses* deal with it
By Sweetie_Belle_ on Apr 20, 2013 at 8:26 AM
It really is. Molestia, an alternate universe version of Celestia, is the father. I think they genderbended once, and he got stuck with child. He's also now a changeling, so that makes stuff even weirder. I don't know what's going on exactly either,
By Terrorizer231 on Apr 19, 2013 at 10:00 PM
Hey Applebloom. I see you've been told of the new...events...you do realize that Soarin is the MOTHER of the colts, right? Long story short, he is both a guy and girl, which should be impossible. Wait, how did you get HNNNGitis? You're the cutest thing I know!
By Sweetie_Belle_ on Apr 19, 2013 at 2:29 PM
Ok then. Oh, did you hear, Soarin throws a baby shower for himself!
By Sweetie_Belle_ on Apr 19, 2013 at 2:21 PM
That's great to hear! But be careful around Fluffle Puff, Your hnnngitis might play up. Though I'm suprised how you got it, you're pretty cute yourself.
By King_Sombra on Apr 15, 2013 at 11:09 AM
Well then, in that case I think I'll find this club most beneficial to my circumstances! You see I've dedicated my life to studying crystals and their magic properties, thinking it to be my calling. However I realize now I have never done much else, and that my special talent may lie elsewhere.
By King_Sombra on Apr 15, 2013 at 10:52 AM
Indeed, I wear this cloak to cover it up but I...I...uh...don't actually entirely have what...um...would be considered a...uh....cutie mark. *sigh* I'm a blank flank...
By hhhBolt_Meme2 on Apr 15, 2013 at 9:34 AM
_Applebloom left a message for King_Sombra Well howdy there, uh, Sombra. You, uh, wanted to join the Cutie Mark Crusaders? Well, uh, welcome! Someone, draw Sombra in with a CmC cape on NOW!
By Silly-Filly on Apr 15, 2013 at 9:09 AM
Hey, Applebloom *gives invitation* Would you like to come to Sonwdrop's wedding?
By Sweetie_Belle_ on Apr 15, 2013 at 8:32 AM
Me too. I saw the tape, it was brutal. But I don't know how, but my body isn't harmed because of it.
By Sweetie_Belle_ on Apr 15, 2013 at 8:27 AM
Yeah, strange stuff happen around here. There ran acourt case here because of a tape that depicted me being molested, wich both parties couldn't remember and now the rapist has been possesed.
By Sweetie_Belle_ on Apr 15, 2013 at 8:16 AM
It's that with a lot of ponies these days. Oh, do you see your siblings often?
By Sweetie_Belle_ on Apr 15, 2013 at 8:12 AM
Yeah, that would be handy. Where is she, anyway? Has she been stalking RD or something?
By Sweetie_Belle_ on Apr 15, 2013 at 8:05 AM
So what do you think of these developments?
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