abbyandmom

G-ma: (Opens door) Get up! Me: I'm sleeping, go away. G-ma: Too bad! Get up or I'm feeding you ...

Me: (looking at arm) Man, why do I always have so many cuts on my arms? Mom: Probably because I ...

Vampires aren't like Dracula. They're hot teenage boys who love girls who hate cheerleaders. O...

*upon learning that I like country music* Dad: *makes a cross with his fingers* You are no child...

Last night was my prom, and I found out that the guy I was going with (as friends) spent the enti...