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*we all walked down for breakfast one morning* Mom: Gosh, my neck and mouth hurts so bad Me: I'...

*My dad talking in his sleep* Dad: Get the cows off the roof! Me: Uhm... What? Dad: I SAID Get...

During the superbowl; me cheering for the steelers, my mom cheering for the packers. Me( after a...

(Doing the laundry) Me: Eww, dad's underwear. Dad: You know, when I go to the doctor and they ...

Me: My middle name is Allyn. A-l-l-y-n. My step mom: No. Its A-l-l-e-n. Me: I'm a girl. Its spe...

(While watching 40-Year-Old Virgin with parents) Mom (to Dad): See, I saved you from that life! ...

(At a store shopping for masqurade masks) Random Stranger: Oh, are you two going to Sheila's par...