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Mom: I wonder what I can get your Dad for Christmas. Me(being silly): Your Mother! Mom: He does...

Me: Mom, can I have a curfew? Mom: You already have one. Me: So, when is it? Mom: I won't tel...

Me: Mum, can I use the tuna in the fridge? Dad: What are you going to use it for? Me: (sarcasti...

Mom: Is it true your sister smokes weed? Me: Yeah. Duh. Mom: What problems could a fifteen-year...

(My mom and I discussing school projects) Me: Essay projects are one of the few school projects ...

Me (7 Year old): Mom, what if aliens landed in the back yard, ate all our food, and left? Dad: S...