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(while driving through the forest) Mom: Ooh! Mayble we'll see a deer eating a salmon!
Grandma: So, have you been kissing any boys lately? Me: *nods* Grandma: Have you been swapping ...
Mom arrives home from the market: WE HAVE MORE JUNK FOOD THAN A POT FARM!
Dad: Did you hear about that concert? Me: No. Dad: Oh. I don't remember who was going to be in it.
Dad: Yah, I started getting anxiety attacks about... 20 years ago. Me: Dad... I'm 20 Dad: Yah q...
My mother: If you do that again, I'm going to sacrifice you on an altar.
(after finally convincing my mom to try some strong alcohol drink) *mom fills up to the end of t...
Me: Hi Mom, what are you up to? Mom: Oh, just spraying a syringe with Pam so that the plunger w...
