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Mom: I'm worried about your mental health. Me: Why? Mom: Becuase your skipping around the hous...

Mom:I was made fun of at school because I was ugly. Me:It's a good thing I haven't got your gene...

Mum: You can smoke and you can drink, but if you take drugs come to me and I'll hook you up. I do...

Me: Dad, how come you never gave me "the talk"? Dad: We'll talk when you're old enough! Me: Dad...