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When a professor says don't look up images of Anencephaly, listen to her. #LFMF

I've noticed that the letters T and G are too close to each other on the keyboard. That's why I'l...

When making household repairs with Superglue, be very careful of where you put the object being r...

If you begin sneezing repeatedly in the shower, for God's sake rinse out the shampoo in your hair...

If you decide to keep your alarm clock on the other side of the bedroom, take a few seconds each ...

If you have the sudden urge to pass gas while laying in a tanning bed, remember that the fan is a...

If you have debilitating depression and are on anti-depressants, no matter how good you're feelin...

When playing Angry Birds add a certain level is frustrating you, do not say "F**king pig!" just a...

No matter how desperate you are to kill some time, do not attempt to play five finger fillet with...