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Mum: your cousin was born today. me: Aw, does she look like Auty K or Uncle G? Mum: She looks l...

While my little bro is watching powerangers: Mom: the blue one is sonic, right.

(Playing Grand Theft Auto for the first time) Mum: This game is horrible. I bumped into a man's ...

*While watching Intervention* Dad: All crackheads love Mountain Dew. Me: Hey! I love Mounta...

(Mom sitting on couch, looks at my sister and starts laughing) Sister: what are you laughing at ...

Dad: It wasn't my fault I dropped you when you were a baby. It was your fault for moving around t...

Me: How do I look? Dad: Like a low-end stripper.. Mom: If you're going for high-end, that's the...

(To my sister) Mom: Dont drive in heels. Dad: Yea, its hard. Me and Sister: How do you know!?

*I was driving* Mom:Son of a b*tch! Sh*t!! Stop, you're gonna make me cuss!

Me: Yeah, Dad. Free things are generally good. Well, except herpes. Dad: You know what's worse t...