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(With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am your father, fff! Mom: This is why you still don't have a boyfriend. Me: ...fff. I find your lack of faith disturbing. Mom: Are you even my daughter?
This is my dad's favorite thing to say when I have a friend in the car with us. It varies from time to time, but basically goes: Dad: See that cemetery? Friend: Yeah? Dad: People are just dying to get in there
