angelo_s_b

(With my mom in a toy shop) Me: Hey mom, watch this! *puts on a Darth Vader helmet* Luke, I am y...

This is my dad's favorite thing to say when I have a friend in the car with us. It varies from t...

*My dad and I were at the mall and some guy was handing out free samples of their new fudge* Fre...

*my little brother had heard the word 'vagina' at school, and i was trying to explain why he shou...

My mum yells to my sister who's upstairs. Mum: [sisters name], come quick! I've won an iPhone 4!...

Me: Hey (Brother's name), check out what I posted on Failblog. Brother: No, I don't need to see ...

Me (driving and yelling at a driver following me too closely): Get off my butt! Mom: YOU LEAVE M...

Mom (while watching Justin Bieber on SNL): That Justin Beaver is too young to be performing here!...

(My little brother ran into a grumpy old man at the train station.) Brother: Sorry... Old man: ...