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Papa: Can someone feed the cat? Brother: He was eating a box before. Papa: Yeah but that's only...

Me: Mom, the dog just peed all over the right side of your bed. Mom: You mean your father's sid...

(I was born with scoliosis and my dad likes to joke about it, which I think is funny.) Dad: I re...

Mom: Know what happens when you assume? Me: What? Mom: You make an ass out of you. Me: Isn't t...