anonimousartist

Mom: I love the internet language. Boyfriend: You mean like viruses and trojans? Mom: Yeah, tho...

(My Mom was watching the TV when I joined her. She had no idea I was gay.) Mom: Any nice boys i...

(My dad questioning my sister's date to a Halloween dance) Dad: You ever smoke pot? Date: Yes s...

Me (talking to grandma): I cuss around women because I treat them as my equals, grandma. Grandma...

(My dad and I at home while the credits for Captain America start.) Dad:I really like this movie...

(While I'm getting ready for work.) Dad: Hey, did you get some coffee? I don't want your white c...

(Talking to my ten-year-old cousin about Pokemon while celebrating my uncle returning from Iraq.)...