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(It's homecoming night, my dad just gave me $45.) Me: Why did you give me so much money? Mom: ...
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Me: *explaining my grandma how to Skype with my cousin* Grandma: You girls today can use compute...
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(We were slinging pun-based insults back and forth and I was winning until...) Dad: You should w...
