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You know that litte girl with the red pigtails that stick out? Her name is Pippi Longstocking, no...

(while playing mario donkey kong game) Dad: why are they wasting good beer? Me:? Huh? What beer...

Never sing Ke$ha's "Blow" in an airport. #LFMF

Mom: Today is May 4th and it is Star Wars day, do you know why that is? Me: I don't know know, w...

Dad: Remember, don't drink and drive. You might spill. Pull over, finish the drink, THEN you can ...

(On our way to the YMCA, talking about it) Mom: So what machines are you guys gonna use? Me: Th...

(I showed my brother the cat scratch on my hip that sorta looked like two small-ish holes.) Brot...

(Our cat is diabetic and has to have insulin injections twice a day) Dad: Morning cat, have you ...

Dad: When I die, you and the dog only get a dollar. Me: What?! Why?! Dad: Because I'm going to ...