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  • Me: And I have last period free, so I can come home early. Dad: What happens when you have a clu...
  • Mom: When I take off my bra to go to bed at night, I hear a British man shout in my head, "Releas...
  • Mom looking at red lobster website: Unlimited cheddar bay biscuits? I'm bringing my big purse!