barrelracinappaloosa's Favorites
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Driving in New Jersey, I text my dad Me: Just passed gas for $3.71 Dad: Why would anyone pay y...
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Me: [Dr.] Kevorkian died this morning! Mom: Oh really? Suicide?
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(Mom upon opening her package of syringes she ordered for nursing purposes) Mom: Sweet, they got...
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Mom: Don't leave your windows cracked. Someone might put a snake in your car.
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