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If you live in an area with a lot of black walnut trees, don't walk under them in the fall, espec...

Never, EVER go to a haunted house 7 months pregnant. When the creepy men come out of the shadows,...

"Get that f**king flashlight out of my face." is not an appropriate greeting to a law enforcement...

Don't surf #LFMF with a sleeping baby in the room. You will LOL, she will wake up, and she will n...

The lyrics are "I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend," not "I wish you would step...

If when you sing a particular Taylor Swift song you put the name of the guy you like into it, mak...

If you're not a native speaker of English, please mind that the correct term is "grated" cheese, ...

Never sing Ke$ha's "Blow" in an airport. #LFMF