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(My mom wakes me up at 3 am screaming) Mom:Quickly there's a rat in my room, go kill it! Me(sti...

me: *sitting with my friends at Starbucks after school, none of them had ever met my dad before* ...

Michelle Obama on tv: if you're anything like my family, you love playing basketball Dad: that'...

Me: I'm going to Egypt for vacation in a few weeks. My very religious grandma: You can't go if p...