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Your new girlfriend is really inexperienced at relationships. When she does something you like, d...

Whipping a bunched up sock against your leg in an attempt to remove the lump can result in you h...

Don't text your friend, asking if he knows where your phone is. He wont ever let you forget it.

When your a cop that just pulled over a bunch of sad looking people in suits, dont tell them to s...

When your girlfriend complains about you spending too much time playing Black Ops, never, NEVER!,...

Guys, if you happen to rip an extremely loud fart in the middle of the night, resist the urge to ...

When leaving your office building using the fire escape during a blackout, do not fantasize about...

When standing on the ground right next to a parking garage after a snowfall, never assume that th...

When training on how to properly set up a military roadblock, don't assume that everyone that com...

When posing nude for a room full of novice artists, make sure to tuck in your tampon string. #LFMF

If your wife was complaining about standing on one of your young son's lego blocks, do not tell h...

When baking piggies in blankets,remember that cheese fresh out of the oven has the same temperatu...

If the door to the crowded student lounge will not open with a push nor a pull, before giving up,...

If you read about a guy applying presure to his presure points on this website and laugh about it...

Never confuse your iron pills with your wife's bladder infection pills. Peeing bright orange is v...

If the ad for the knives says they'll cut through anything, that includes your crappy cutting boa...

Never tell a 180 pound dog to stop snoring. He will fart in retaliation and you will have to leav...