bloodskull

Do not name a goldfish after your child, or his younger brother may come to school and tell his ...

When seeing a pee spot from your dog on the floor, make sure to check to see that there isn't fre...

Even if that jello is melting and seeping into your hand, never shout "IT'S ALL OVER MY HAND! OH...

No matter how many times you press the arrow keys on your cell phone, your XBOX menu will never s...

Don't watch 2 girls, 1 cup. Just because your friends saw it doesn't mean you have to. You will s...

If a friend sends you a link to that "awesome" death metal song, don't turn the volume all the wa...

Don't swat that bug on your leg. It's not a bug, it's the mole you've had your entire life, and y...