born2Bwild

Me (driving and yelling at a driver following me too closely): Get off my butt! Mom: YOU LEAVE M...

(My senior year of high school, our school had us submit baby pictures for the yearbook.) Dad: I...

Sister: What kind of bug is that? Dad: It's a "pain in my ass" bug

(Looking at shirts in a store, I tried one on.) Dad: I think you need the next size up, so you c...

Mom: Do you know what they called a mustache in the 70's? Me: What? Mom: A womb-brush.

Great Uncle (age 79): I had a great idea for a Halloween costume, but your aunt wouldn't let me d...

Husband: Which seat can I taaa~ke? 3 Year Old Daughter: The one that is open. Just sit down.