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  • My friend: I find it hilarious that you keep your medicine and liquor in the same cabinet. My mo...
  • Me: Do you want me to put your Snickers in the fridge? Grandma: What? Do you want me to put arse...
  • Grandma: Well if someone tried to pat me down in the airport I would fart on them.
  • Mom: It's not a family christmas until there's a gun fight.
  • Mum: So, whom are you texting? Me: Mum, this is a calculator...
  • (mom calls on phone) me: hellooo? mom: is there anything within' 5feet of you that you can use ...
  • *About to go out to dinner with the family* Me: Grandma, hurry up! We're about to leave! Grandm...
  • Dad: Son, you think like me. Sometimes you think too much, sometimes you think too little, and th...
  • (Dad hits rumble strips while driving.) Me: What are those for? dad: That's how blind people dr...

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