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Me: We got free Coke at work. Dad: The powder or the liquid?

Mom: "How can I delete your ex-girlfriend from my Facebook? She keeps posting stuff about how goo...

My Mom said about the grass in Jamba Juice smoothies, "Grass is for smoking, not for drinking."

*At a family lunch, talking about dads hemp jacket* Grandma "Do you still have those hemp pants?...

Mom: "The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else."

Me: (after having a music argument with my mom) "The Beatles don't want hot sex 24/7, they just w...

Grandpa: "What'd he do have a one night stand and knock her up?" Me: "Yeah, pretty much." Grand...

Mom: You know what "goth" stands for? Get Out Of The House."

Mom:"Put the cat down. PUT IT DOWN. PUT THE… screw it. It’ll hurt you and that’s how you will lea...

Dad (to his mother): Don't worry, Mom. If you ever have a stroke and are going to be a vegetable,...