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I told my mum that I could do screamo at school after asking the new singing teacher if he could ...

I would hit myself, but its against my moral code to hit the mentally unstable

Good idea: Buy a chainsaw to cut some nasty brush out of your yard. Bad idea: Buy a chainsaw to ...

Never startle your cat just as it is about to throw up. You will be left with a long, zig-zag tr...

When texting your girlfriend about how much you want to feel her body against yours, make sure yo...