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(My mom, while trying to help my sister write a poem for English class): Put down "I have a vagi...

Mom: The digital thermometer is broken. It says it's 1,015 degrees! Me: No, it's saying it's 10:...

Me: An old guy just asked me to dinner. Dad: And you said no!? Me: Obviously. Dad: That's a f...

(While talking about where I'll be five years from now) Dad: You'll be at Harvard, or Yale. Or y...

(Upon meeting my boyriend's family for the first time) His Uncle: Well, the last girl he brought...

Me: Mom, do you want to watch the Office with me? Mom: No. Me: Please? Mom: Shut the hell up o...

Mom : I met a Hongkanese at Wal-Mart. She was really kind. Dad : What in the world is a Hongkane...