Never read IMMD at work. Your co-workers will look at you funny when you're a grown man crying at...
When having a dream of how nice it feels to pee, wake up and get to the bathroom immediately. #LFMF
1. Open can of coke. 2. Put can up to mouth. 3. Tip can. Do not switch 2 and 3. #LFMF
When you're playing Mario Kart, and you're in second place, be careful how close you are to the p...