cheezykittehburger's Favorites
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>opening Mother's Day gifts< Mom: What's this symbol you keep writing on all my cards?Me: Look...
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me: *sitting with my friends at Starbucks after school, none of them had ever met my dad before* ...
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(dad storms into house) Dad: Well, at least I never f*cked a penguin!
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When texting your GF to say "My shirt smells like you" make sure you spell 'shirt' correctly. #LFMF
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