chrissababy

Dad: Your mom has been feeling kinda old lately. Can you take her out, and show her a good time? ...

(Mom had left for a business trip and it was just dad and I by ourselves) Dad: So, you wanna get...

(Me and my mom were looking at a picture of the woman with the longest fingernails in the world.)...

Dad: I did alot of crazy things when I was a kid. Me: Like what? Dad: Well once I did a whole b...