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(Me talking on the phone with my boyfriend) Me:I love you Mom: You don't love him. You'll never...

(After we were caught speeding and the policeman went to write down the ticket) Policeman: Well,...

(My mom and I had a bet and I won) Me: That'll be five bucks please. :P Mom: No. You can have a...

Guy at a random convention: Would you like some free Facial Tissue? Dad: Sure. Here Katy, take s...

Dad: If I was a unicorn, I would poop rainbows