copper547

Don't drink a hot liquid while listening to Samuel L Jackson read 'Go the F*ck to Sleep' #LFMF

If you read the directions on your new lens cleaner as "Works for prescription eyewear, computer screens, camera lenses, and goggies", YOU HAVE BEEN READING TOO MUCH ICHC. #LFMF

Don't read Failbook; the spelling and grammar atrocities you see committed there will make you lose faith in humanity. #LFMF

While showering, don't assume that the sound of the water running will drown out the sound of you singing at the top of your lungs about all the naughty things you want to do to David Tennant. It won't. #LFMF

Reconsider watching Hetalia: Axis Powers the night before a history exam. You will get kicked out for giggling in the middle of a silent room. #LFMF

Don't read the comments on LFMF. They make you realize that people take life (and this site) WAY too seriously. You will then want to go watch some cartoons to be reminded what humor is. #LFMF

Try not to reference memes in real life. #LFMF

Never, ever submit a LFMF in Lolspeak, even if it's in character--for example, the character of a cat gifting its owner with a hairball on his keyboard. Your butt will be befittingly barbecued by the Failblog community. #LFMF

NEVER ever NEVER EVER leave your favorite album at the house of a boyfriend. You will break up and you will never see the album again. Years will pass, you will be way over him,and you will still miss that album. #LFMF

When talking to your Grandmother about adoption, the proper word is 'orphanage', NOT 'orphanarium'. Too much Futurama can be a bad thing. #LFMF

Don't let your gay best friend talk you into losing your virginity to him. If you do, make sure you don't completely fall for him in secret. If you do, don't stay close friends with him. It will only be torture every time he calls to tell you about the new love of his life that isn't ever going to be you. #LFMF

Don't admit to having depression to anyone other than your doctor. You may a) be given a ten minute speech about how it's not real and you just need to cheer the ***** up or b) have to plaster a fake smile on your face 24/7 to avoid being put on suicide watch by your overly concerned friend. #LFMF

Don't tell people "we're fine, the rioting's all the way over in London, it'll never reach us here." The dramatic irony will not make legging it through Bristol, dodging flaming wheelie bins while it's raining stones and bottles any funnier. #LFMF

never jokingly speak to yourself in a foreign accent when at work. When a customer comes in, you will greet them in it, and then feel the need to continue it so that they don't think you're odd. #LFMF