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Don't drink a hot liquid while listening to Samuel L Jackson read 'Go the F*ck to Sleep' #LFMF

If you read the directions on your new lens cleaner as "Works for prescription eyewear, computer ...

Don't read Failbook; the spelling and grammar atrocities you see committed there will make you lo...

While showering, don't assume that the sound of the water running will drown out the sound of you...

Reconsider watching Hetalia: Axis Powers the night before a history exam. You will get kicked out...

Don't read the comments on LFMF. They make you realize that people take life (and this site) WAY ...

Try not to reference memes in real life. #LFMF

Never, ever submit a LFMF in Lolspeak, even if it's in character--for example, the character of a...

NEVER ever NEVER EVER leave your favorite album at the house of a boyfriend. You will break up an...

When talking to your Grandmother about adoption, the proper word is 'orphanage', NOT 'orphanarium...

Don't let your gay best friend talk you into losing your virginity to him. If you do, make sure y...

Don't admit to having depression to anyone other than your doctor. You may a) be given a ten minu...

Don't tell people "we're fine, the rioting's all the way over in London, it'll never reach us her...

never jokingly speak to yourself in a foreign accent when at work. When a customer comes in, you ...