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When the doorbell rings, find a place to put the knife down, especially if you were just cutting ...

When washing your hands in the restroom of a new restaurant that you've never tried before, be su...

When a string of men all give you big smiles and occasional winks on the train, it's not because ...

If you are a Harry Potter fan, the word's hypocrite. Not hypogriff. You will get odd looks #LFMF

Win: Being at home with your wife during the day, with no commitments. Epic Win: Wife suggests e...

Those flavored creamers work great as a substitute for cream in coffee. For cream in an alfredo ...

Yes, that LFMF you just submitted made the vote page, and is the first one you made to get that f...

If you're not quite sure what a "shotgun wedding is," do not tell your girlfriend's parents that ...

If you and your friend have a habit of randomly texting each other Lady Gaga lyrics, CHECK before...

Requesting a "meatlong football" at Subway will not only get you nothing to eat, but laughed at b...

If your mum just phoned the police to report a prowler, do not go out to look for the prowler. Th...

Never let your dumb friends see this website. They will think all these fails are good ideas. And...

The "Search Friends" text box and the "Status" box on Facebook look similar, and you will be ask...

When walking to your car with your keys in hand and a teacher waves to you, refrain from using th...

No matter how hungry you are, there's a candle between you and the butter. Take one step to the s...

No matter how late you stay up reading demotivationals about bros, it is NEVER acceptable to resp...

When you reach for your coke please remember. 1) Your coke is on the other side of the room. 2) Y...

Don't correct your wife's grammar when she's yelling at your son. Being sent to your room is far ...

A few years ago, a friend of mine and I were discussing the pronunciation of the letter Z. You kn...

No matter how hard you sleepily smack it, the cat does not have a snooze button on the top of his...

When looking for a romantic way of asking your girlfriend to move in,the look on her face will te...

No matter how relaxed you may be, NEVER lie down after taking a long hot shower. Your cat might w...

That brand-new, extremely white couch in your future in-law's house? Don't sit on it for hours if...