dagnirath

If you get pulled over by a cop and he asks you if you have been drinking its not a good idea to ...

When buying large amounts of ammo on valentines day for the date you have planned (some girls lik...

When teacking middle school kids, do not let one of them answer the phone. "Hello, city morgue, y...

Never blow your nose if you have a mouth full of smarties. #LFMF

Tonight, at the cafe where I work, a guy came up and started his order with "Your mission, should...

today, while walking my dog, i saw a homeless man holding what looked like a box of kittens. whe...

12 years ago I was told I would never have kids. I was told I could conceive but not carry past 1...