dan5123's Favorites
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(At the cottage, when my dad hadn't shaved for several days.) Dad: I'm drinking from the fancy g...
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Me: *looking at dad's new shoes* Jeez, your feet are big! Dad: You know what they say about a ma...
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(Testing the waters to tell my mom that I'm bisexual) Me: You know, women are much nicer to look...
