It's not fair. All my white friends are so much paler, and therefore so much cooler. Being a blac...
Black has become so mainstream for emos. To be really out from the crowd I wear nothing. Black is...
I papercut myself with the pages from Twilight
I'm so hipster that I use Yahoo to search.
Discovered 5 more places I can pierce, BEST DAY EVAR.
My soul is so fractured, I've got more horcruxes than Voldemort.
Razors too expensive? Annoy a cat.
Feeling pain is too mainstream, I feel gorillas now.
I'm so emo I fart darkness.
i'm so emo i never have to shave my legs. the hairs just cut themselves.