Dad (Leaving for School): Alright be good now. And if you can't be good, don't get caught.
Looking at a calf with a heart shaped marking on its head. Me: "I think God must have a sense of...
(Playing Grand Theft Auto for the first time) Mum: This game is horrible. I bumped into a man's ...
While cutting up firewood... Me: Shouldn't we be wearing eye protection? Dad: Eye protection ...