good

  • Dad (Leaving for School): Alright be good now. And if you can't be good, don't get caught.
  • Looking at a calf with a heart shaped marking on its head. Me: "I think God must have a sense of...
  • (Playing Grand Theft Auto for the first time) Mum: This game is horrible. I bumped into a man's ...
  • While cutting up firewood... Me: Shouldn't we be wearing eye protection? Dad: Eye protection ...