demonic_cheshire

My drunk uncle to my redheaded sister: What did you do in a previous life that was so bad you cam...

My sister bought a leather belt with her name burnt in it, soon after my other sister bought the ...

*upon learning that I like country music* Dad: *makes a cross with his fingers* You are no child...

Do never ever watch 'The Ring' 1 and 2, late at night, drinking beer with a buddy of yours. You...

Don't tell your husband something important if you're not wearing a shirt. He won't hear you. #LFMF

Got distracted by squirrel. Missed bus. #LFMF