(After informing my mother I had lost in a competition against one of my classmates) Mom: Don't...
(Talking about Judgment Day) Me: Well, a lot of Catholics believe that animals don’t have souls....
Mom: Do you want some Tylenol? Son: Nah, I took some pills dad gave me. Mom: Did you ask what t...
(After a long hockey game with a blind ref) Uncle: Hey Ref! Are you pregnant?! You've missed 2 p...
Mom: What do you think of this paint color? (It's dark red) Dad: I don't know... It looks like ...