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  • Mom: *scrolling through movies on TV* Hey, there's this movie about a guy who was abused by his m...
  • Me: So, one of the side effects of my new medicine is decreased sexual drive. Dad: that's not go...
  • Me: "Did you know if you rub strawberries on your teeth it gets rid of all the stains?" Dad: "Di...

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