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If you take a puppy to the vet and find it has parasites, be warned; the vet probably won't tell ...

When applying Ben-Gay, always, ALWAYS wash your hands immediately afterward. Your screams will be...

If you suspect that something you ate might have given you diarrhea, do not eat more of it to see...

For Pete's sake, turn off your phone during Sunday Service. You won't impress anyone with your "I...

If your car is missing from the driveway in the morning. Before calling the police, check to see...

If an attractive co-worker says she's hungry, never offer her a bite of your slim jim by saying "...

If you need a drink at night, just remember you put the cup down next to the cactus. #LFMF

When you're chatting on the phone with a friend, and you realize that you can't find your phone a...

Always assume that a LFMF is accurate; they weren't lying when they said that poking pressure poi...

When you ask "How is the pregnant woman today?" make sure everyone at the table already knows she...

When you're three months pregnant, do not drink three bottles of water, a gatorade and a mountain...

when hurrying through the task of taking thumbtacks out of their container and putting them on a ...

Never finish off a bag of pretzels the same way you finish off a bag of chips. Those aren't pretz...

Do not browse FailBlog while holding a sleeping baby. Your shaking from trying not to laugh out l...

Be warned, when you're drunk, tuna and cat food look the same. They DON'T taste the same. No matt...

When baking piggies in blankets,remember that cheese fresh out of the oven has the same temperatu...